Texas loves you, especially when you inhale a bit of flatulence out of the backside of a recently deceased dog.
Got the night off from blog pimp control, huh? See, here's the thing: I got quite a few friends in Texas. All I ever hear from them is about how great Texas is. It's the jimdandy bestest!!! But then I look at what I see from Texas - the DUMBEST critter to ever grace the halls of Congress...Sheila Jackass Lee...and now, required to have a permit to open carry? Don't you guys understand that the 2nd Amendment is the ONLY permit you need???
Ok, so I thought, well, maybe Sheila Jackass Lee was a fluke...they will vote her out next time around...and...NOPE! Let's send her back to Congress. I know, her district is a buncha liberals...blah blah blah...but here's the deal, man - if Texas was only half as great as I'm always hearing, y'all would have sent her packing - running - tarred and feathered out of the state before she ever got elected the first time!!!!