"How does a Muslim close the door? Islams it! Oh yeah! I tell ya, I'm on a roll today! What do you call a drunken Muslim? A Mohammered. Oh yeah, outta my way! Hello? Is this thing on? What's the difference between a Muslim and a vampire? At some point the vampire will stop being bloodthirsty. Oh yeah! I tell ya I tell ya, drum roll please! Baddap Pshh!"
