Is that a convertable bomb vest she’s wearing? Talk about accessorizing!
"Yes Alice. It certainly is. But you should see all the times 'death', 'kill', and 'slay' are mentioned! I bet your book hardly has a fraction of what we have."
Alice smiles broadly. Sofia says, "When you convert tomorrow, you will no longer have to endue the dhimmitude of other Christians. My husband says you would make him a good fourth wife. What do you think?"
"I don't know Sofia. I've heard that muslim males beat their wives. Yours doesn't, does he? I mean he's so handsome with that nice beard and all. He treats me so kindly."
"Oh Alice, you have a lot to learn. Us women sometimes have attitudes which upset men, so an occasional beating helps us be better wives. You'll see what I mean - it isn't as bad as you imagine. My last hospital stay was very short, what with ObamaCare and all."