[Lurker]

Wrap them both in pig skins and cremate them on pay per view.

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[Covenantor]

Wrap her up in a rainproof burqa according to her tradition and drop her off at the town dump.

Pork producers have long said that every part of the pig is used but for the tail and the squeal. So maybe the tail can be tossed in. I just hate seeing good pork go to waste. Maybe few words in the send off, oink oink oink...as alla wills.