[Isara]

Watch the Video of Ted Cruz Doing a Yoda and Darth Vader Impression at the link.

[Uncle Miltie]

I’m glad Ted has a personality. What a well rounded guy.

[sparklite2]

How to tell when the primary season has gone on for too long:

1. When Star Wars becomes part of the repertoire
2. When the Nazi card is played.
3. When no one is dropping out.

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

Ted Cruz was born on December 22, 1970.

The Empire Strikes Back (Episode V) was released on May 21, 1980.

CRUZ WAS ONLY 9 WHEN IT CAME OUT! HE'S A LIAR! < /NY TIMES >

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"I grew up on 'Star Wars,'" Cruz said. "You know my favorite memory is actually the second movie, 'The Empire Strikes Back,' which came out when I was 10. I remember standing with my dad in line at the mall for two, three hours to see it on opening day, and it was amazing being a little boy in the seventies and early eighties when these movies were coming out. I collected all the 'Star Wars' action figures. I had them all in a Darth Vader carrying case and with my friends we would play and fight them back and forth. I had a giant Millennium Falcon."

TMI, Ted, TMI ...

What kind of lunchbox you had in 4th grade won't win you any votes.

[aynrandfreak]

I love Cruz, but I’m concerned he’s set himself up for a major Lucas putdown.

[ifinnegan]

Star Bores

[FourPeas]

The only right answer to that is Han Solo

LOL

[mrsmith]

Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi: “RNC headquarters: You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.”

[Vince Ferrer]

Hillary would be Senator Palpatine.