[TigerLikesRooster]

P!

[DoodleDawg]

Launched from what?

[puppypusher]

Well!Thats not a loss for the Norks because Obama could probably give them the launching technology in order to make himself look good.

[TexasCajun]

Where does one run if on a submarine?

[Red_Devil 232]

Did the failed launch destroy or sink the sub?

[mkjessup]

Missile was too heavy.

Like their fat ass ruler.

[Mr Ramsbotham]

Has anyone seen the funny 1980s movie “The Gods Must be Crazy?” There’s a scene where a band of African revolutionaries are trying to bring down a helicopter by firing a bazooka at it. The only problem is that the round keeps falling out the back side of the bazooka. After numerous attempts, some bright bulb solves the problem by stuffing a bunch of banana leaves up the back side of the bazooka. The weapon is fired and the helicopter comes down.

[Vermont Lt]

The fuse probably got doused when they opened the hatch.

[csvset]

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

The Germans had (half serious) plans to launch a V-2 at New York from a surfaced submarine off the coast of the U.S. Had they succeeded the U.S. might have held off crossing the Rhine long enough to drop one on Berlin.

[alancarp]

Weapons-system development cycle in third-world dictatorship countries:

1. Der Leader demands new weapon.
2. Der Leader demands impossible schedule, puts someone in charge to make it happen
3. Guy in Charge musters entire military industrial capacity to attempt what he knows will fail
4. Weapon appears miraculously at deadline
5. First weapon weapon fails miserably/spectacularly/embarrassingly (pick any 2)
6. Guy in charge is executed as traitor to the state
7. Repeat from step 2.

[Snickering Hound]

[IronJack]

In North Korean, missile launch you.

[Chode]

[Buckeye Battle Cry]

The engineers were too busy focusing on their mandatory fat-boy pompadours.

[TigersEye]

How much baking soda does it take to operate a Nork sub?

[SevenofNine]

OHH I think I saw submarine other day in my nephew bathtub LOL!