[Rodamala]

Any headline that includes the word “may” is not saying anything and can be ignored.

You may experience headaches, upset stomach, backache, sudden loss of hearing, swelling of throat and tongue, and of course, the need to see your doctor if you have an erection lasting more than four hours.

[GeorgiaDawg32]

At my age, if I had an erection that lasted four hours, I’d fall down on my knees and thank God.