[amorphous]

[Bryanw92]

But she means for us to do it with plastic sporks, fire extinguishers, and Swingline staplers.

[FunkyZero]

Well, I suppose they should all probably arm themselves with the government approved can of vegetables to throw at their attackers.

[ZOOKER]

Cannon fodder.

With luck, the gunmen will expend all their ammo before the cops get there

[South40]

A liberal family member told me she doesn’t need a gun, she has a baseball bat. That might work, if the gunman is in your strike zone. But it will more than likely get you killed.

[austingirl]

I guess she will relying on the ‘bangers to do the job since they are the ones with guns.

[Talisker]

Liberals are not bothered by hypocrisy.

In fact, that’s their litmus test.

To join the collective, leave your conscience at the door.

[sauron]

Is this police chief...?

A) A hypocrite? (I.e., she realizes she's given bad advice, then advises the opposite when the Going Gets Tough.)

OR

B) Afflicted with cognitive dissonance? (I.e., one part of her brain just doesn't know what the other part is doing?)

[Oscar in Batangas]

“...SPITBALLS?!!”

...Zell Miller, 2004.

[Duckdog]

Throw Unicorn sparkles at them, if that doesn’t work, hit them with a rainbow.