Bonus... I don't even have to fuss too much with my hair.
Yeah, but just wait until the ol' prostate starts acting up and you need one of these systoscopic exams.
Oh, they'll tell you that technology has much improved and it is really "not too bad."
That's what they'll tell you ...
But you have to shave your whole face every day! There IS
that bit of consolation! . . and you get nicks & cuts
necessitating styptic pencils! See? And . . we know you
all DO fuss with your hairdos! :o)