GUEST COLUMN: How to Talk to Your Pansy Marxist Nephew at Thanksgiving

Free Beacon ^ | 11/24/15 | Uncle Strickland

[SoFloFreeper]

Apparently the Democrat National Committee, headed by Debbie Blabbermouth Schultz has a real web site called "How to talk to your Republican uncle" which instructs college children how to defend Barack Hussein Obama's terrible occupation of the Oval Office from adults who have lived longer and know more.

Free Beacon is having a little fun with that....

[DoughtyOne]

Well, first of all, do it after he wakes up...

Of course you will have some enemies in your midst for decking him.

[bert]

well the transition might be difficult. you go directly from the kid’s table to the closet

[dp0622]

yeah no. I’m pretty sure all of my nephews, even the “progressive” one, who is, unfortunately my favorite, know i would put their heads through a wall if they said anything really stupid in front of me.

And I am working on that nephew. Trust me.

[South40]

My pansy Marxist nephews are products of their pansy Marxist father; ALL hate America and thus do not celebrate American holidays.

[WVKayaker]

I have no nephew named Barack!!!

[Secret Agent Man]

waste of time to talk to most. short assessment to see if its worth it, and if not, disengage. not worth wasting your time.

[Buckeye McFrog]

This guy had it figured out.

[indthkr]

disavowed relatives bump for later...

[St_Thomas_Aquinas]

-— This kid, my nephew, will never admit to being a communist, it’s always this “moderate independent” crap. But his Facebook feed is full of Bernie Sandinista,-—

This is my nephew. I have two or three more like him.

5-star rant.

[VerySadAmerican]

Personally, I don’t think the confrontation is worth it. You’ll never get through to these people. My wife and I spend our holidays with each other and that’s the way we like it. It’s a lot less stressful.

As for fighting in Grenada, I salute any man or woman who served and Grenada was a real battle. But I remember hearing a comedian saying he was really pissed because he had to postpone a date for a few days while he went to Grenada.

[ScottinVA]

Fortunately, I don’t have one of those.

But, if I did, I’d lay out the rule that no politics will be discussed at Thanksgiving.

[Politicalkiddo]

How old is he? Your favorite nephew, I mean.

[dp0622]

27

[Mercat]

We are going into the belly of the beast tomorrow. I’ll see whether the autographed photo of our nephew’s mother with Obama is still on the fridge. I’m guessing it won’t be. Our nephew (actually he’s a cousin but I think of him as a nephew) is a wonderful host and I won’t be challenging him. His mother however is a different kettle of fish. I’m even taking a vegan dish.

[Politicalkiddo]

My condolences. Holidays must be fun for you. :/

[RummyChick]

He should have the article printed out about the female libtard who went to help ISIS or whatever the heck she did - and they killed her.

[Politicalkiddo]

Well, it’s never too late to change. I wish you the best of luck.

[Old Sarge]

Must. Control. Raucous. Laughter...

[Politicalkiddo]

Or those homosexuals they threw off the roof.