[dearolddad]

I am for doing the crime three-fold worse to the offenders.

How about castration the courthouse lawn with a rusty butcher knife? (my mom's remedy)

[JimRed]

How about castration the courthouse lawn with a rusty butcher knife? (my mom's remedy)

I prefer the baseball bat/ exacto knife/ blowtorch method. Beat with bat until swollen, remove swollen parts with exacto knife, cauterize with blowtorch.