[Vermont Lt]

I have three of them. Four if you count the RV.

I still like the occasional midnight dump in the neighbors yard. It’s fun to watch them try to figure out what kind of a dog made it.

[Finny]

{^) When my four brothers and I were kids, we had a neighbor for awhile who'd let his dog loose very early in the morning and the dog would come and favor our lawn with a big steaming pile.

He was only half joking when he suggested to my mom that early some morning he should roust us kids out of bed and herd us over to that neighbor's lawn to return the favor five-fold.

[Zippo44]

“I still like the occasional midnight dump in the neighbors yard. It’s fun to watch them try to figure out what kind of a dog made it.”

Stay in Vermont. That will get you shot, legally in Texas.