Listen mister, you know darn well global cooling is caused by global warming! Stop denying settled science, man.
OK!! Everybody pay attention!
Lesson for today:
1. The sun is 1,300,000 times as big as the earth.
2. The sun is a ball of fire that controls the climates of all its planets.
3. The earth is one of the sun’s planets.
4. The earth is a speck in comparison to the size of the sun.
5. Inhabitants of the earth are less than specks.
Study Question: How do less-than-specks in congress plan to control the sun?
“Listen mister, you know darn well global cooling is caused by global warming!”
I know that, I know that, and, and, and floods are caused by droughts, right? Heavy rain is caused by rising rivers, right? I got it all figgered out cause I use my kidneys, yessiree.