Funny, good stuff. But... the key to this is that it is the “victimhood” crybullies that are being manipulated by professional agitators who are, in fact, communists. And these are being encouraged and promoted by the obamaumao. This is Alinskyism and Cloward Piven all wrapped up.
One side comment- the demands include disarming the police on campus. You can bet the ultra-commies will be armed.