You are humorless and deserving of pity.
Prolly got a big ol' stick up your backside too.
Shirley Q. Liquor is hilarious.
If it wasn't such a long drive from Clear Lake I'd join.
I see. YOU think he’s funny. Therefore, if I don’t think he’s funny I have something up my backside and have no sense of humor.
My favorite colors are brown, green and pink. If they’re not your favorite colors, do I get to smack you down for your miserable lack of good taste? Humor, like many things, is subjective. Feel free to consult your online dictionary to look that word up.