I was just in Toys R Us this past weekend. I hadn’t been there in years. (No little kids any more.) I was looking for toys for Operation Christmas Child. I had shoeboxes to fill and I looked over at the Barbie dolls for a present for a couple of girls’ boxes. I looked and there were more different Ken dolls than Barbie dolls and no rugged looking Ken dolls, every one of them looked ghey. There is no way you could even imagine Barbie married to any of them. Going clothes shopping, trying on high heels together, yes, joined in holy matrimony to each other — no way!
Off color joke warning!!
A little girl goes to ask Santa for a present.
“What do you want, little girl?”
“I want a Barbie and a GI Joe, Santa!”
“A GI Joe? I thought Barbie comes with Ken?”
“No, she only dates Ken. She comes with GI Joe.”