But if she did, HELL no she wouldn't want to pay, that's for the little people to do. These type of people just can't be humiliated, they wouldn't know it they were. Street people.
There are plenty of Gubmint jobs for her. Heck, I would be surprised if she were not immediately brought to the White House (like Clock Boy) and promoted to Higher Education Czar. I hear Czars make almost as much money these days as they did in the early 1900s...
That was my point, but you're right that she'll probably never even get the chance.