[Sarah Barracuda]

WE NEED KNIFE CONTROL NOW..FOR THE CHILDREN..how many more have to die because of knives in the wrong hands..waiting for the media to blame the NKA..National Knife Association

[Paco]

Apparently we've over-thought the solution to guns and knives. It's not guns or knives that are the problem. The problem is our hands. If we just start removing people's hands, firing a gun or stabbing with a knife becomes incredibly difficult.

There, problem solved.

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

The plastic spork industry will now send out their representatives to dance in the blood and call for Knife Control! ;-)