Bring out the nose-calipers!
I'm not sure they need those as they are a bit labor intensive. It should be sufficient to use the 'single drop of black blood' rule to measure whether or not they are a minority.
'single drop of black blood' - where have I heard that before? Ah yes, in the Democratic-controlled, Jim Crow deep south! An excellent racial ruler, no?
> Bring out the nose-calipers!
LOL
I guess many will be receiving their $100 checks after legal fees and all...