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JEB Bush’s Withdrawal Speech
Now the political struggle is over and we turn again to the unending struggle for the common good of all Americans and for those multitudes around the world who look to us for leadership in the cause of freedom. Particularly Mexico.
Columba, my family and I have discussed the matter en Espanol at some length, and I am withdrawing my candidacy, as it is, for the following reasons:
A succubus has been draining my life force, my “mojo”, for several months now. We have been unable to guard against her visits. This supernatural entity strongly resembles Raquel Welch and I will admit that I have not fought as hard as I could ...
So in the words of our great hymn, “America, America”: “Let us crown thy good with brotherhood, from sea to shining sea.” I bid you adieu. Adios amigos.
And now, my friends, in a phrase I once addressed to others: it’s time for me to go, to fade away.
Thank you, and good night, and God bless North America.