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Russian submarines and spy ships are aggressively operating near the vital undersea cables that carry almost all global Internet communications, raising concerns among some American military and intelligence officials that the Russians might be planning to attack those lines in times of conflict.

Ya think?

[McGruff]

The good news is that if the Internet was cut your kids might even have to talk to again. Dude, where's my Facebook? Of course FR would be down also. Time to panic.