It's My Turn Dammit!
You Know It's My Turn!ANYBODY CAN SEE
I'M THE BEST
¡JEB!
¡2016!
Posted on 10/25/2015 8:39:36 AM PDT by RoosterRedux
That clip of Jeb is going to come back to haunt him.
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YEb! certainly appears to be miserable.
LOL!
No one wants another Bush, but the fools on the left chose Hillary Clinton who is just the other side of the same shadow government.
Unless the left base wakes up, nothing will ever change.
He just can't seem to do anything right.
In that clip, Yebito is whining like a little b*tch. What a pathetic creature he is. Like the rest of the Bushes.
Happy turtle ping!
“Jeb appears to be blind to the optics of his behavior.”
It fails so badly it is easy to miss that the optics were quite intentional. They are actually scripted.
Watch closely between the five and ten seconds mark. Yeb is deliberately posturing in how he sits and places his hands to appear as the avatar of the great and good presiding Spirit of Abraham which is behind him. He is the “New Lincoln”. Bush doesn’t sit that way. Lincoln probably didn’t either - it a pose lifted from ancient Rome with its curial chairs.
Anyway, he sits there with swagger, playing Lincoln, while the others are posed as submissive and attentive clients to the great patrician.
This was thought out. This is classic subliminal propaganda. They just can’t get this chihuahua to imitate a wolf very effectively.
He won’t quit. They think this crap is effective. Far from a meltdown, THIS THEATER was intended to convey forcefulness, wisdom, and authoritarian legitimacy.
It’s absolutely incredible how unprepared Jeb Bush was for this campaign. Most candidates who contemplate running for President spend lots of time studying, preparing their positions, working out how to respond to embarrassing questions that might come up...but Jeb Bush doesn’t appear to have done any of that.
Apparently, he thought that it would be a breeze if he just threw lots of money around, spoke a little Spanish to attract Latinos, and that’s it.
Not only does it demonstrate a slovenly approach to management, in general, but a disrespect for what it means to be President of the US.
And he looks the part, doesn't he? A stumbling, bumbling doofus.
Putin must be drooling: first the empty-suit in the WH and now the possibility of a following girly-man.
It's My Turn Dammit!
You Know It's My Turn!ANYBODY CAN SEE
I'M THE BEST
¡JEB!
¡2016!
You know...I don't really need this abuse. I really don't. All these people demonizing me. Free Republic making fun of me for standing on my tippy-toes at that debate. And now it’s gone VIRAL all over the Internet. Don’t you guys know that’s my way of “loosening up”?
So if you folks want to go ahead and elect Trump, go right ahead. I don’t need this. I’ve got better and cooler things to do. Such as staying at home making guacamole with my wife Columba. And now I’m NOT giving out our secret recipe. That was only going to be if I could be president. So for all those who purchased my $75 guacamole bowl, I’m sorry, the other mean folks ruined it for everybody. Now NOBODY is going to have me a president and NOBODY is going to get the secret recipe. The whole nation could have enjoyed that recipe but now Columba and I are just going to keep it all to ourselves.
And now to rub salt in the wound, we got this Donald Trump calling me LOW ENERGY.
Low energy? Does Trump not realize that I’ve been jetting around the country doing fundraiser after fundraiser? Of course not! Trump doesn’t have to worry about doing fundraisers because he has billions and billions of his own dollars. Let’s see how much energy Trump would have if he had to ride in the back of a 737 like me and do nothing but eat rubber chicken dinners all week long. And let's see how Trump would do if he had to shake hands with people, beg them for money, and then eat crappy food with them right afterwards, before having a chance to properly wash his hands. Like me, he would probably also have diarrhea five days a week and then let’s see how much energy he would have then.
Hoo-boy. This was NOT what I signed up for. Man, am I going to sock it to my brother Georgie next time I run into him. He said 'Don't worry Jebbie, don't worry. Just do what they tell you to do and the nomination is yours. It'll be a cakewalk. Everything's been arranged'.
Yeah, right. Everything's been arranged. Does SIX percent in the polls look to you like it's been arranged? Does THIRD place in Florida look like’s it’s a done deal? I don't think so.
So here I am, giving a speech in front of 30 bored people at a Comfort Inn in some godawful Iowan backwater, having to actually campaign! Fighting for my political life! To lighten up the mood a little, I tell this crowd my favorite joke in Spanish and I get dead silence. Dead silence! Don’t these Iowan rubes know a word of Spanish?
Now my father tells me that Ted Cruz is polling better than me and that I’d better do something about it quickly. My father hates Ted Cruz and he will cut me out of his will if I don’t find way to beat him. But what can I do when even this no name Ben Carson is polling better than me. Not to mention that bitch that ran HP into the ground. Now they tell me that even Marco Rubio is getting ready to pass me in the polls. And now I have to cut the salaries of my staffers 40 per cent and our line of credit with Chipotle and other vendors has been cut off and they are now asking us to pay in advance for any goods and services. This is embarrassing and humiliating!
Not…what…I…signed…up…for.
Well I’ve had it up to here with this nonsense. What the hell happened to the master plan? What is Donald Trump still doing in this race anyhow? My brother told me not to take him seriously. I hate this campaign and I hate everybody who is running against me. Somebody get me off this Crazy Train.
And you people on the Free Republic, who continue to make my life miserable by your incessant posting of that “Tippy Toes” graphic and all that other nonsense you post about me, you all can go to hell."
This morning when seeing the pic of Jib-Jeb attached to your post the light bulb went ON. Jibby is the spitting image of The Beaver’s friend. Don’t have a clue as to the friend’s name, but the mind’s eye remembers images...and it was The Beaver’s. And, no, the name wasn’t Wally or Eddie.
It just puts a smile on your face, don’t it?
Yeb : “I’m trolling your race, winnin’ without the conservative base!”
trump: “No you’re not. You’re FIRED!”
“It’s absolutely incredible how unprepared Jeb Bush was for this campaign. Most candidates who contemplate running for President spend lots of time studying, preparing their positions, working out how to respond to embarrassing questions that might come up...but Jeb Bush doesn’t appear to have done any of that.”
Jeb was likely expecting the same old type of campaign we have seen for generations but Trump has completely discarded that. Its as if Jeb is an old time boxer from the 1800s and Trump is an MMA guy. Jeb trained to counter an overhand right, instead Trump gives him a roundhouse kick to the head.
Oh Sam you are the best!!! What would we do with out you???
The bowls can be bought at the dollar store, I have 10 of them for dinners....
LMAO...poor cry baby....
GO TRUMP ALL THE WAY TO THE OVAL OFFICE 2016!!!
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