Chaz may be turning women off by telling too much about her/his life, her family, her suicide attempts, her episodes of penis envy, her deciding to tell Cher about ‘the problem’ and the harsh rejection that followed for the first few years. Chaz may be describing all the surgeries she’s had, including the ‘ectomies’. She then expounds further on the wonders, dangers and limitations of Oxy-Cotin. All this before the waiter has brought their dinner to the restaurant table.
Her prospective female date does what always works.
She excuses herself and goes to the (Gender Exclusive) Women’s Room. Five minutes later, she quietly leaves the restaurant alone.
Chaz waits for her/his date to return to the table, so that ‘he’ can elaborate on the before, during and after of Hormonal Therapies. Chaz has eaten both his meal and that of his date before he realizes she has already left without him. The waiter, looking sympathetic, whispers to Chaz ‘Again?!, I’m so sorry. That fourth piece of Apple Pie-A-la-Mode? It’s on me.”
LOL, man that was a good one!!!!