"I'm so confused!"
Well Chastity, maybe you just proved to yourself why your queer freak charade doesn't work, and is not a good idea.
It all reminds me of a Seinfeld episode where Elaine is trying to fix-up a friend (`Janice’ on the show `Friends’) with George Costanza.
‘Janice’: “So you’re telling me he’s fat, bald AND unemployed?”
Of course, here “he” has a vagina too.