[Tax-chick]

Chastity Bono, who hit any & every branch on the ugly tree in a free fall

Nonsense. She was an ordinary-looking young woman who looked more like Sonny than like Cher. Unfortunately, she grew up during a period of awful fashion, but if the Chastity of the mid-80s (this photo is 1983) walked out today in jeans and a t-shirt, she'd be completely unremarkable. (Except, perhaps, for the gloomy expression observable in most of the pictures. This is one of the most cheerful views, but her eyes are still frowning.)

[GOPsterinMA]

That’s a dog. Whether it refers to itself as a he or she. It’s not attractive.

Bow wow wow. Break out the Milk Bones.