[pabianice]

Fortunately for them, word is the US Navy’s new P-8 can’t do ASW.

[thackney]

Shouldn’t someone tell the Navy that?

P-8 Poseidon
http://www.navair.navy.mil/index.cfm?fuseaction=home.display&key=CFD01141-CD4E-4DB8-A6B2-7E8FBFB31B86

Mission
The P-8A Poseidon is being designed to replace the P-3C Orion as a long-range anti-submarine warfare (ASW)...

Primary Function: Anti-Submarine Warfare (ASW) and...

[SampleMan]

Fortunately for them, word is the US Navy’s new P-8 can’t do ASW.

That's news to me, and I work with the program and the active duty squadrons.

[Lower Deck]

Fortunately for them, word is the US Navy’s new P-8 can’t do ASW.

And I'm all in favor of letting the Chinese continue to believe that.

[BwanaNdege]

Fortunately for them, word is the US Navy’s new P-8 can’t do ASW.

Now you know that NOTHING has been able to do ASW since the P2-V!

If you can't open that square back hatch, how are you gonna' chuck out the wooden block with the long burning smoke?

P-8 does not have that!

P-8 doesn't have the cool observer seat in the nose bubble to ride in during Zuni runs on the aforementioned long burning smoke block!

I'll bet the P-8 doesn't even have the upper wing skin running THROUGH the fuselage, so when you're heading aft (and don't know what you're doing), you end up sliding face first in a heap into the comm station.

The P-8 doesn't even have a MAD man!