[justlurking]

C'mon, it's one of the longest-standing rules on FR:

If an article mentions Maureen Dowd, it must be accompanied by a picture of Catherine Zeta-Jones.

The 2009 FreeRepublic Lexicon (Lingo, Dictionary, Lore Handbook)

[Kaslin]

I forgot about that, because it hasn’t been used in ages. I thought you surely couldn’t mean Dowd.