If guns are banned, knives are next...and how will we cut things?
The government will cut and chew your food. Just open wide, and they will drop it in your mouth! See? No need for knives or guns.
“...and how will we cut things?”
Trusted people will be allowed to have knives only in kitchens. We will eat already cut-up food with pairs of blunt wooden sticks or ceramic dull spoons. It’s been proven to keep populations in control.