[Shimmer1]

I date and one of the first questions I ask is, innocently, oh do you own a gun? Ha! If he doesn’t, it’s already rocky, if he wouldn’t, he’s TOAST. I luv me a man who could take care of me if the SHTF

[Resolute Conservative]

So what do you do if he says I used to have lots but they fell out of the boat?

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

I luv me a man who could take care of me if the SHTF

What if he's at work when Iran's EMP weapon goes off overhead?

[Resolute Conservative]

Better yet, “do you have one?” would be any man’s retort and if not “let’s go buy you one.”.