[rfreedom4u]

When my wife needs shoes: I pay for them.

I don’t own a melon baller.

[Crazieman]

I didn’t even know what a melon baller was, nor that it existed until my ex wife bought one.

I said use a spoon, why did you waste the money.

[Safetgiver]

I don’t own a melon baller.....I never knew a melon had balls. I eat the meat inside of ‘em.