The answer every student should have put for question 1:
Name and grade (Optional): John Galt
I would have taken this survey out to my local gun range and answered it by punching holes into it.
Just think of the teacher’s response if there was a .22 hole in yes block of “Does your family own any guns?”
I would answer the second question with a shot from every different caliber gun in the house with an attachment to cover shotguns.
Then I would attach a questionnaire for the teacher to answer. If she wants to pry into my Constitutionally protected life why shouldn’t I have the same right - equal protection under the law after all.
I wish my daughter would come home with one of these. I believe in hyperbole.
I recall from the history of the USSR and the Warsaw pact that children were encouraged to inform on their parents.
It was so bad that parents had to be very careful in choosing when they should start teaching their offspring the truth about #Socialism.
If they did that too early the child would inform on it’s parents and they would be taken away never to be seen again.
But they bloody well had free healthcare and 100% literacy!
My answer would be NOYFB.