EPA Proclaims That Sunlight Is Bad for Plants

EPA ^ | September 29, 2015

[Zakeet]

Think sunny days are good for plants? Not always. Sunlight causes #ozone to form, which harms foliage, weakens trees

[Zakeet]

... and you know what those dumb government b*stards are going to try to do next!

[b4its2late]

Both have the same IQ.

[butlerweave]

Will start the “Umbrella For trees Foundation”

[Sacajaweau]

Some plants like the sun a lot.....and others....not so much. Guess the EPA has never read the little tags on the plants.

What a damn stupid thing to say.

[Smokin' Joe]

Well, what did you expect from the people who declared Carbon Dioxide a pollutant.

If it lives or breathes, with the exception of the Federal Slime Mold, they hates it.

[BookmanTheJanitor]

Before EPA.......................................After EPA.

[smartyaz]

[Steely Tom]

They’ve also claimed that bitter cold winters are caused by global warming.

[smartyaz]

[spodefly]

If we could just get rid of all carbon dioxide and oxygen in the atmosphere, we would all be fine. Science!

[Protect the Bill of Rights]

EPA will try to tax the Sun out of business.

[Dutch Boy]

So, nature is bad for nature?!?!?!?!?!?

[RetiredTexasVet]

I think we have a winner ... someone just “out stupided” good old Slow Joe!

[wtd]

Protect the Bill of Rights wrote: "EPA will try to tax the Sun out of business."

Meanwhile...pushing green energy/solar power

[hadaclueonce]

The progressives are eating his up with a big spoon.

We shut down the EPA before new year, or we are all dead.

Or broke, the broke is what the progressives want.

[Vaquero]

@$$H0L3$!!!!

[SkyDancer]

Not satire, right? Right? Right!

[butlerweave]

Not satire, right? Right? Right!

These people will say anything no matter how stupid

[TigersEye]

Their next pronouncements;

Plants Hate Water and Manure!

Brawndo, it's what plants crave.

Be sure to buy only EPA brand Brawndo.

[chopperman]

When lightning is emitted from the clouds, ozone is created. We should ban lightning.