If they had had knives, they might have hurt themselves.
If they had knives, they could fight off their sodomite scoutmasters.
“If they had had knives, they might have hurt themselves.”
LOL. I’ve never seen a boy scout tent with fewer than four knives in it. I’ve had to clean out tents where I found ten. The first thing they buy at camp is a couple of new knives to augment the three they brought with them.