Posted on 09/26/2015 12:34:19 PM PDT by SaveFerris
A couple was busted for allegedly robbing a bank after posting photos of their loot to Facebook, according to a police report.
John Mogan, 28, and his girlfriend Ashley Duboe, 24, were charged with robbery for the heist at the Savings Bank in Ashville, Ohio on August 24.
Mogan allegedly walked into the bank wearing a hooded sweatshirt and gave the teller a note demanding cash, and the teller did as told.
Mogan's mugshot and Facebook photos show he is heavily tattooed with ink across his face including the phrases “Loyalty’s Thin” and “Betrayal’s Thick.”
(Excerpt) Read more at news.yahoo.com ...
Cue “we may be dealing with the stupidest person alive” image.
How can something that stupid possibly survive childhood without drowning in the rain?
And not just once, but TWICE as there are two of them?
Dunno. You gotta see the pic where the moron is sticking the wad of cash in his mouth. Brilliant.
Didn’t anybody tell him money is dirty? LOL
There was an old Bugs Bunny cartoon as I recall.......
Very fast indeed. We need that photo of the dumb guy from the movie, too, lol.
On the bright side, they found each other. That spared two people of above moron intelligence from getting stuck with them!
Just.. uh...I don’t know how to describe this.
Just read the article and try to think of the perfect storm of stupid that had to happen to make this seem like a brilliant fool proof plan.
How they didn’t die in childhood from such apocalyptic stupid is beyond me.
Yeah, saw the pic.
Someone should send him the website “what is found on money” where it mentions fecal coliform bacteria being found all over money.
Excellent!!! Nicely-done!
Carol: You get that tape of Sam Stone finishing off his wife, and that man will give us anything we want for the rest of his life!
Earl Mott: Yeah! Then we’re off to Haiti.
Carol: Not Haiti, Tahiti!
Earl Mott: Oh... I knew that.
The universe mocks us with their existence!
“Look, an area divided by zero that isn’t collapsing into itself! Ha ha!”
Probably cleaner than the GF, and I'd venture he's put his mouth on her!...
Sheesh, it’s not them. I guess William Jefferson and Hillaryous Rotten Criminal aren’t that stupid after all.
They should be getting the DNC nomination any day now.
I mean, hey, if you’re gonna boo God and Jerusalem as Israel’s capital, (amongst other accomplishments), and if you think Hillary was broke while hubby pulled down a $400,000+/yr pension, why not go all in all the time?
The reason they did not drown as children standing out in the rain is because never did they get the least inspiration to look upward.
Critical thinking is a very necessary life skill, but somehow, it just does not develop in some people. If you are going to steal things, at least keep quiet about it to others. Nothing brings attention to ill-gotten goods more than bragging about the deed.
lol
Been a long time since I saw it.
For thread lurkers, the idiot bank robber sticking the stolen cash in his mouth:
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