Ok, you live in AMERICA, take off the friggin head garb!
Or go join the Amish.
The father answered "That is to protect us from the hot desert sun."
The boy then asked, "But why father do we wear this egal and ghutra around our heads and faces?"
The father patiently answered, "Because, my son, they protect our faces and mouths from the dry dessert sand."
"Why do we wear these khuffs on our feet. They are terribly restraining."
"Those are to protect our feet against the abrasive sands of the desert."
The boy then said, "But father, why are we living in Dearborn, Michigan?"