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Loaded gun pulled from woman’s body cavity during drug bust
Waco Tribune ^
| 9/8/15
| Olivia Messer
Posted on 09/08/2015 3:59:38 PM PDT by Old Yeller
Edited on 09/08/2015 5:21:14 PM PDT by Sidebar Moderator.
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Waco police pulled a loaded handgun from a woman
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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: banglist; chitchat; drugbust; gun; texas; vagina; waco
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To: Lazamataz
Yeah, and you’d go off (to the ICU) half cocked.
81
posted on
09/08/2015 6:00:23 PM PDT
by
mumblypeg
(I've seen the future; brother it is murder. -L. Cohen)
To: Old Yeller
“Is that a gun in your ******, or are you just happy to see me?”
82
posted on
09/08/2015 6:08:58 PM PDT
by
HandyDandy
(Don't make-up stuff. It just wastes everybody's time.)
To: mumblypeg
That got an actual chuckle out of me.
83
posted on
09/08/2015 6:10:00 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Ok. We won't call them 'Anchor Babies'. From now on, we shall call them 'Fetal Grappling Hooks'.)
To: HandyDandy
What caliber of woman does this???
84
posted on
09/08/2015 6:10:30 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Ok. We won't call them 'Anchor Babies'. From now on, we shall call them 'Fetal Grappling Hooks'.)
To: Old Yeller
“I have to take a pis.... tol.”
85
posted on
09/08/2015 6:11:10 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Ok. We won't call them 'Anchor Babies'. From now on, we shall call them 'Fetal Grappling Hooks'.)
To: sauropod
Imagine making love to her.
You'd have to spin six times for every time you went in.
And that's just for a one-inch barrel.
86
posted on
09/08/2015 6:13:15 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Ok. We won't call them 'Anchor Babies'. From now on, we shall call them 'Fetal Grappling Hooks'.)
To: MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
No way this thread survives. LOL
87
posted on
09/08/2015 6:13:54 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Ok. We won't call them 'Anchor Babies'. From now on, we shall call them 'Fetal Grappling Hooks'.)
To: Bobalu
not even any hanging chads
88
posted on
09/08/2015 6:18:56 PM PDT
by
al baby
(Hi Mom)
To: Old Yeller
Some of these stories are just plain hard to believe. But, how could anyone make them up?
89
posted on
09/08/2015 6:20:12 PM PDT
by
Tau Food
(Never give a sword to a man who can't dance.)
To: freedomlover
Ah ha... the Escort model. Guaranteed not to feed even if not *ahem* gunked up.
To: Lazamataz
At 89 posts and counting, this thread has had a great run. Almost as many laughs as you would have looking a Hillary, Obama, and Kerry in orange jail jumpsuits.
Another comment about this armed woman.
If she had a child, he would be known as “a son of a gun”.
Instead of saying “I didn’t know the gun was loaded”, she should be saying, I didn’t know my boyfriend was loaded”.
Also, she would be saying, “He aimed to please, and so do I”.
Can you imagine the look on the gynacologist’s face if he gave her a general examine?
The jokes are infinite. At Freerepublic, there are no limits to our imagination, only the moderator’s control switch.
To: Bratch
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posted on
09/08/2015 6:47:13 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Ok. We won't call them 'Anchor Babies'. From now on, we shall call them 'Fetal Grappling Hooks'.)
To: Tau Food
Some of these stories are just plain hard to believe. But, how could anyone make them up?
Dear Penthouse. I'm sure what I'm about to tell you has never happened before.
93
posted on
09/08/2015 6:52:00 PM PDT
by
Old Yeller
(Obama's Iran nuclear deal - The Devil is in the details.)
To: freedomlover
Checkered grip for her pleasure.
To: Old Yeller
Swanton said. “Depending on a number of factors, that gun could have gone off by body movements or compression of the trigger.Probably not the only thing that would have gone off.
To: Lazamataz
To: fieldmarshaldj; GOPsterinMA; stephenjohnbanker; NFHale
At least she wasn’t pregnant, the kid might have shot himself!
97
posted on
09/09/2015 7:07:51 AM PDT
by
Impy
(They pull a knife, you pull a gun. That's the CHICAGO WAY, and that's how you beat the rats!)
To: Rebelbase
Checkered grip for her pleasure.
—
lol
To: Old Yeller; All
99
posted on
09/09/2015 7:49:57 AM PDT
by
Towed_Jumper
(There were no muslims on the Mayflower)
To: Impy
100
posted on
09/09/2015 8:12:37 AM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(My Batting Average( 1,000) (GOPe is that easy to read))
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