Posted on 08/31/2015 11:22:57 AM PDT by TigerLikesRooster
Mustafa: Someone help me! I’m still alive, only I’m very badly burned.
Dr. Evil: Some of you I know, some of you I’m meeting for the first time.
Mustafa: Hello, up there! Anyone?! Can someone call an ambulance? I’m in quite a lot of pain.
Dr. Evil: Okay, you’ve all been gathered here to form my evil cabinet— [Mustafa starts again] Excuse me. [picks up his phone and talks to a henchmen on the other line] Yes, he’s down there.
Henchman: [almost inaudible] Is he dead yet?
Dr. Evil: No. Not dead. Burnt, badly.
Henchman: Would you like me to take care of him, possibly with a gun?
Dr. Evil: Yes.
Henchman: Kill him?
Dr. Evil: Right. [hangs up]
Mustafa: If somebody can open the retrieval hatch, down here I can get out. See, I designed this device myself— [a hatch is heard opening] - Oh, hi. Good. I’m glad you found me. Listen. I’m very badly burned, so if you could just— [a gunshot fires] You shot me!
Dr. Evil: Okay, moving on.
Mustafa: You shot me right in the arm! Why did— [another gunshot fires; all is silent for a moment, then the hatch is heard closing]
Dr. Evil: Right.
Purged = Executed with a ZSU-23-4 Anti-Aircraft gun.
Man, is he butt ugly.
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