Q: What does Triceratops sit on?
A: Its Tricera-bottom!
Q: Whats the best way to talk to a Velociraptor?
A: Long distance!
Q: Why did the T. Rex cross the road?
A: Because it thought it was a chicken.
Q: How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?
A: "Tea, Rex?"
Person 1: I keep seeing Pteranodons with orange polka dots.
Person 2: Have you seen an eye doctor yet?
Person 1: No, just Pteranodons with orange polka dots.
Q: Why did carnivorous dinosaurs eat raw meat?
A: Because they didn't know how to barbecue!
Q. What dinosaur could jump higher than a house?
A. All of them. Houses can't jump!