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To: RedMDer; FReepers; All




A snail goes to a used car lot to buy a car.

The sales person asks, "What are you looking for in a car?"

The snail answers, "I want a really fast car with big side doors so I can write a huge "S" on each door."

The salesman says, "That's a weird request, why?"

The snail replies, "Because when I drive through town I want people to say, "Look at that S-Car-Go."


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153 posted on 08/30/2015 4:06:59 PM PDT by bd476
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To: bd476

LOL!


154 posted on 08/30/2015 4:13:14 PM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: bd476
B T T T ! ! ! ©


156 posted on 08/30/2015 4:18:19 PM PDT by onyx (PLEASE DO YOUR PART TO HELP COMPLETE THIS FReepathon!)
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To: bd476

LOL!


158 posted on 08/30/2015 4:20:33 PM PDT by RedMDer (Support Free Republic and Keep FReedom ALIVE!)
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