The inoffensive everyday phrases used by reporter Alison Parker that earned her a death sentence...

Daily Mail ^ | August 28, 2015 | Wills Robinsom

[Lazamataz]

In 1978 I bought & cut up watermelon as a JR class (HS) fundraiser to be sold in the commons at lunch. You wouldn't believe how many black students came up to me and told me it was racist.

Should have offered to make it up to them by buying them a fried chicken dinner at Churches chicken.

[Moonman62]

‘One was something about ‘swinging’ by some place; the other was out in the ‘field’.’

Ryan Fuqua, a video editor at WDBJ, told The Post: ‘That’s how that guy’s mind worked. Just crazy, left-field assumptions like that.’

...

Crazy? He’s in line with the academic Left that calls them microagressions.

[DCBryan1]

Either way crazy is sitting in his house thinking about me. No. Thanks. He’s allowed to work from home 4 days a week instead.

Is this him?

[zlala]

Should have offered to make it up to them by buying them a fried chicken dinner at Churches chicken.

Is 37 years too late for a snappy comeback?

[Lazamataz]

I’ve called people with snappy comebacks 45 years later.

[bjorn14]

They were ‘baked’ or ‘bakered’?

[Red Badger]

“Baker Acted” is a term familiar to most all Floridians who have lived here a couple of decades..................

[Red Badger]

Maybe he should have sold bananas instead..............

[Riley]

I’ve called people with snappy comebacks 45 years later.

Good friend of mine from high school who I hadn't seen in 30 years was back in town at his parent's house one day. He was kind of a class-clown type anyway- and I knew he was still that way, so I was thinking on how to greet someone like that who I hadn't seen in that amount of time.

I decided to pretend that 30 years had been 30 minutes instead. I walk in, he's right there, I say, "Oh Hi" and start talking to his mom. It was clear when he comically deflated and started laughing that he'd had some witty repartee planned and I just blew it out the window.

Still chuckling.

[Chickensoup]

I don’t think he was paranoid or psychotic.

He was self centered and egomaniacal.

and evil.

[WayneS]

I did not say he was paranoid or psychotic.

I said he exhibited paranoid psychotic behavior.

There is a distinct difference.

[Hawthorn]

>> Charleston shooter: Racist! Ban the Confederate flag! <<

Roanoke shooter: Hater of heterosexuals and whites. Ban the "rainbow" gay flag -- one of which was found in Vester's squalid residence.

[RobinOfKingston]

... aggrieved, bat s&^% crazy, and an Obamabot ...

This isn't just redundant, it's re-redundant. Or, maybe that's redundant-dundant.