Mark Morford: How to defeat Trump, King of the Trolls

sfgate ^ | August 11, 2015 4:44 PM | Mark Morford, Author, Columnist, ERYT500 yoga teacher, Admirer of trees

[Red Steel]

He speaks his mind, such as it is. Says whatever he wants. Jumps the rails of the standard narrative, blasphemes right inside the GOP’s own church (Fox News), demeans women and immigrants...

This is what his frothing minions love most, yes?...

If this were a parallel (and much better) universe, Trump could almost be seen as sort of a dream candidate, the kind of passionate...

Alas, we’re nowhere near there. We’re stuck right here.

This dream is, of course, more of a nightmare, a loud, vapid, sexist anti-vaxxer/birther egomaniac with about as much personal integrity and humanity as a feral hyena on too many whippits.

And therein lies the secret. Because this is what Trump really is, isn’t it? He’s the Troll King, a master of the baited insult, the bombastic taunt, the ideological middle finger, all resulting from years of crass deal-mongering, endless bloviation, whoring his name...

Isn’t it marvelous? He’s the GOP’s truest mirror, their darkest and most perfect creation, a frothy cocktail of Limbaugh, Koch, O’Reilly, Tea Party nutcase, sexist throwback, this guy,...snake venom. Even Fox News chairman Roger ‘Jabba the Hut’ Ailes kowtows...

Is it any wonder he rules the polls? At this point, Trump could sell bandanas to ISIS...

This is what his frothing minions love most, yes?...

Want to get rid of Trump, GOP? Stop attacking him as the bloviated, offensive egomaniac he very much is, and start planting rumors to the exact opposite. ...

Trump studies astrophysics in his spare time. Hangs out on yachts with gay...menswear designers,...

Simple, right? The instant his followers suspect he’s in any way deeply interesting, respectful, intellectually curious, Euro-stylish, kind to animals,...He’s out.

This is the GOP, after all. This is the extreme right. Xenophobia rules. Complex, nuanced humanity is simply not to be tolerated. You’re welcome.

[backwoods-engineer]

Lightbringer, Lightworker, my memory is spotty when it comes to fags who worship 0bama, but are really under the control of the Devil.

Thanks for the correction and reference.