How to solve San Francisco's homeless pooping problem

The San Francisco Chronicle ^ | 08/26/2015 | Brandon M. Mercer

[ScottWalkerForPresident2016]

San Francisco is known for its Golden Gate Bridge, world class cuisine, panoply of cultures, striking skyline, frigid fog, and homeless. More specifically, aggressive panhandling and homeless defecating and urinating in public. And sometimes doing even worse things.

With the holiday shopping season coming, and Super Bowl 50 right behind, the city by the bay will be in the national spotlight once again, and so will images.

While Mayor Ed Lee announced this week that "the homeless must leave the street" for Super Bowl 50, it's more what they leave behind on the street that is a concern for the million or so people who have to walk a few blocks or a few miles in the city every day.

"We'll give you an alternative," Lee said when he was asked whether the

[exit82]

We are the swirl.

We are the toilet paper.

We are the ones who defecate, so let’s start giving......

[Paladin2]

Cap them in the butt?

[laplata]

He said a bus ticket and $20.00.

[Flycatcher]

The Super Bowl will be held in Santa Clara. Long way from San Francisco.

Just saying.

[twister881]

House them in the mayor’s mansion & at the homes of his fellow Commie city coumcilmen.

[LostInBayport]

There’s a choice we’re making

On the stoop or the street line

It’s true we made a better day

Smell like a sewage line

[RetiredTexasVet]

And a bottle/box of cheap wine to keep them focused until they arrive in LA.

[Flycatcher]

Poopstock.

Pooper Bowl.

[spokeshave]

Get some of the motor cycle pooper scoopers used in Paris...

[Sicon]

People don’t say San Francisco is a sh*thole for nothing, you know...

[windsorknot]

Perfect setting for the National Democratic Convention.

[snoringbear]

“Common sense solution: Sheriff Joe Arpaio tent cities in the middle of nowhere to serve as loony bin treatment centers.”

How about we send them to Mexico? So kind of a swap. Mexico has been sending us their Human dregs. Well, let’s do the same to Mexico...

[Scrambler Bob]

The horses that pull the tourists in their carriages have to wear bags under their tails.

The solution, and the precedent is here!

Hang bags under their rears.

[publius911]

Bookmark

[M-cubed]

except for the fact LA would pay $25 to send them back....The liberals don't want to break up families dontcha know!!..../s

Its all about your presentation...LA would hold a fund raiser to keep families together and get the $hit off the street at the same time....liberals are like that...Yes they are!!!

[Old Grumpy]

I Left my Poop in San Francisco . . .

[Celtic Conservative]

Nah, superglue would be the better choice. Nontoxic, and it bonds instantly.

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[Bob]

That’s what I was thinking. Santa Clara is about 40 miles south of SF.

[laplata]

As long as they stay in California.

[sten]

unfortunately, those would not be sufficient for the people in san francesspool.

this just shows you have no idea about the level of freaks that exist out there.

google-images ‘folsom street fair’ and ‘goatse’ to get a crash course (adult filters off)

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