Tip #1: Don’t try to treat the guards and warden the way you treated your Secret Service detail and White House support staff.
Tip #2: Don’t request a conjugal with Huma unless you’re both in the same institution.
Tip #3: “Vast Right Wing Conspiracy” will not be a viable defense.
Tip #4: Faking a concussion will not get you out of laundry duty.
Tip #5: Your cellmates will not buy into that “It takes a village” crap.
Tip #6: Nobody you’ll be living with gives a rip how many airline miles you’ve flown.
Tip #7: Don’t expect much help from Bill when your parole hearing comes up.
Tip #8: Botox treatments are not part of standard prison infirmary service.
Tip #9: Realize those toadies in the MSM will quickly figure out there’s no percentage in shilling for someone in an orange jumpsuit.
Tip #10: Illicit alcoholic beverages can be procured behind bars, but probably not in the quantities you’d prefer.
Bonus Tip #11: If you want to provide the Obama’s with a good laugh, request a presidential pardon.
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Those are excellent!