Clinton Machine
“Vast Right Wing Conspiracy”
Gee, I get up every morning. Before I brush my teeth or comb my hair or anything. I stand in front of the full-length mirror without sucking in my fat gut or splashing cold water on the dried drool on my chin. I ask myself,
Ashley? Ashley Madison? Girl? Is that you? - Then I ask myself, “Self? Who in their right mind is gonna take on the woman in that mirror?” Silence.