Stumpy............................
Did that come from
What do you call a ‘fly with no wings’?
A WALK!!!!!!
As to the beef etc, I still do rare for steaks and ‘steak tartare’ was one of my favorites but basically impossible to find anymore, Hamburgers well done.
As to cleanliness in general - the old wash your hands after using the head etc is an ‘old wives tale’.
I have figured out the ‘cleanest’ thing I touch in the course of a day is my liquid discharge tube.
In actuality, I should be washing my hands FIRST.
Then there is the ‘old saw’
in the ‘R Room’ and a guy says
‘In the ARMY they taught us to wash our hands after taking a Pee.’
Response:
‘The NAVY taught us not to Pee on our hands’.