[Leaning Right]

Those “fingernails” are push buttons.

Now I know you're just funnin' me! I should have looked at your tag line earlier.

Because as we both know, if it really was a pager, Jeb's people would have said, "Hey you rubes and hillbillies, don't you know a pager when you see one?".

[editor-surveyor]

Jeb’s people are morons, or they wouldn’t be “Jeb’s people.”