Sex for All. But they left out the pedophiles.
Well that's just plain discrimination. What about polygamists? And beastiophiles (sp?)? And inanimate object lovers? Why can't I marry my blow-up doll? She never goes out on me. She's always in the mood. Does all positions. It's a Brave New World (thanks to the Supreme Court).
some sarcasm mixed in with hyperbole