[Joe Boucher]

I have an Iranian mooselimb living next door to me.
Do i trust his lazy ass?
Hell no.
I am serious about him being one lazy person.
Would i prefer some Christian instead?
Of course.

[lewislynn]

I had a middle eastern neighbor back during the first Gulf War (he worked for Bechtel). He was spraying around his house with a pump-up sprayer, I asked what he was spraying? He said "medicine" for bugs.

The funniest thing about that was about that same time one of our bombs hit a factory in Iraq and everyone was screaming about how we blew up a "medicine" factory.

[atomic_dog]

I went to a party last year put on by my wife’s co-workers. I knew one woman was Iranian and had my guard up. We got to their apartment and low and behold there are crosses up on the walls in every room and a painting of the last supper prominently in the living room. Turns out they are Christian Iranians run out by the Shiites. Great people, industrious spiritual and great sense of humor. The husband took me outside and taught me how to smoke a hookah. All in all I had a great time and made new friends.