ELAINE: Yeah, I’d like to place an order.
OWNER: Ah yes, what you like?
ELAINE: This Supreme Flounder, it says first time served in America. Is that true?
OWNER: What number?
ELAINE: Forty-seven.
OWNER: Yeah, first time. What else?
Mystery cyanide foam ... massive fish die-off ... toads ... Dixie Chicks
“You will experience a slight tingling sensation then DEATH.”
“Side effects include DEATH.”
“Drinking this product along with any meal could result in DEATH.”
This reads like one of those late-night pill infomercials.
But America is the world’s polluter according to the treehuggers.