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To: Red Badger

I’ve declared myself to be a sea turtle. I am currently typing this with my flipper like hands.

I checked and sea turtles do not have to pay income taxes. Before, when I was a human, I paid 6 figures every year.

It is good to be a sea turtle. Or it seemed so until one of my friends decided to be a great white shark. Uh oh.

20 posted on 08/19/2015 11:51:09 AM PDT by isthisnickcool (Say what you will about The Donald, but he has all the right enemies.)

To: isthisnickcool

A sea turtle?...............another protected class............................

23 posted on 08/19/2015 11:55:14 AM PDT by Red Badger (READ MY LIPS: NO MORE BUSHES!...............)

To: isthisnickcool

funny stuff

34 posted on 08/19/2015 12:01:31 PM PDT by freedom6178

To: isthisnickcool

So...as a sea turtle, what do you think of beachfront homeowners who leave their floodlights on at night?

;^)

51 posted on 08/19/2015 1:21:46 PM PDT by elcid1970 ("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam.")

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